iClean
the silly thing is i need some, but i’m not gonna pay £18 for some screen cleaning fluid just cos it has an i in front of it.
add it to the list with the ipod socks
i love my mac, but i don’t wonder why people think they suck, given the cult-like behaviours of their user base.
yes, i am posting from my kitchen, yes it does make me feel like a yuppie. my easter weekend sure is exciting, huh?
to use this entry to my advantage, i may as well spam you about this:
another tshirt that i designed is now for sale, but again it’s not one for the sake of being a trickartt tshirt, it was one of (well, part of) the logo for DOA’s Under Construction Sisterlabel. big up to sacha tho, for taking the initiative to put this on a tshirt! funny how my non-serious design became popular…
anyhoo, i digress. buy it HERE!
oh and i’ve pretty much decided i’m gonna stop the hotdog thing, i sent literally hundreds out, and didn’t even get half a dozen phots back. thansk for putting up your half of the bargain, guys. *grumble*.
lastly, take note of the big link to the grooveboard on the right here… that’s for all you chumps that say you can never find it! 
- I need to research Roy Ayers – Chris was playing osmethign exceedingly funky by him, and apparently (i think that’s what fabio said anyway) butterfly by marky and xrs has a sample from him in there.
- The gents at NHS are top people. nice to meet everyone!
- I still need earplugs
- I should solo mission clubs more often – it’s kinda pointless going with people if you can’t hear them talking to you anyway
- There’s still not much cooler than a club full of people going off to ‘lovesick’ by High Contrast
Edit: I’m now back up again and i feel fantastic! just so you know! the sun’s shining, i feel good, had a wicked night last night! yeah!
the other day, i had thousads of suns shining through my window, as you do when you have curtains like mine, so i grabbed a couple of close records and propped them up to obscure the sunshine.
then a couple hours later it dawned on me that on the sleeve i had chosen, elvis keeps staring at me. it’s creeping me out a bit. i think it’s some sort fo repercussion from midget elvis.
i’ve been starting to research into tshirts. the first two that look like they’re gonna get made are the cheese and the hotdog.
not sure when tho, cos price and cost and ordering and a hell of a lot of other jazz needs to be figured out first.
Anyway, i digress. It got me wondering what other incredibly dull / bizarre stuff there is out there on the internet, the sorta stuff that you’re left staring at for the next 10mins just thinking “why?”, cos i do cross this sorta junk in my current life as an interbum a lot these days… but i thought instead of racking my brains for some more examples, i’d just ask the zoo that is dogsonacid for some of their crossings. and damn did they provide the goods.
DJ Grum came up with the whole cult behind eddie stobart lorries, and inparticularly, he found the world’s only Stobart Reliant in the world.
Eschelon asked “how other amish folks can browse the latest trends, fashions etc” on amish.com
And lastly, Gormo found this gem; pylon of the month home page.
i want to give DJ Lino a mention too for the comment “god that’s so boring” about a scale model of a halford’s lorry too.
my ‘hospital specialist’ tshirt has been finalised, not sure if i’m allowed to show it to the public yet, so i’ll leave anyone who actually reads this page hanging in anticipation for now. not sure if there’s much else to report on, other than work that i shouldn’t tell you about.
i’ll leave you with the thought that john b actually doesn’t do any work, but spends his time browsing ebay for boobs! i think if this scene doesn’t inflate enough for me to be able to start publishing my dnb trashmag entitled slander, i might have to just start up a second slanderblog. keep it thursday.
